Our "It’s Not That I Have More Patience the Older I Get" T-shirt is the perfect blend of honesty and humor about growing older and wiser. Instead of patience, it’s all about perspective—and maybe a little bit of not caring as much. A witty conversation starter, this tee is ideal for casual outings, family gatherings, or anytime you want to share a laugh with those around you.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it provides lasting comfort with a relaxed unisex fit. Whether you’re wearing it yourself or gifting it to someone with a sharp sense of humor, this shirt makes age look good—and funny.
• Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
• Relaxed unisex fit for all-day comfort
• Great gift for anyone who embraces aging with humor
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |