Darkly funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. The “It’s Been a Rough Week So Far, But on a Positive Note I Didn’t Need Any Bail Money… and Didn’t Have to Hide Any Bodies” t-shirt captures that bare-minimum success mindset with wicked humor. It’s the perfect way to laugh through stress and celebrate surviving the week—barely.
Made for those who cope with chaos using sarcasm and wit, this tee pairs everyday comfort with bold, tongue-in-cheek honesty—because sometimes not making things worse is the win.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, laid-back feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, rough weeks, or gifting to someone with a dark sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
