Our "Is It a Bird? Is It a Plane? No, It’s the Flying F*ck That I Don’t Give" T-Shirt is the perfect blend of sarcasm and attitude for those days when your patience is at zero and your give-a-damn is long gone. Featuring a bold, witty design on soft, breathable fabric, this tee is built for comfort and making a statement. Ideal for casual wear, hangouts, or as a gift for someone with a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for a relaxed, versatile style
Perfect for humor lovers, sarcasm pros, and unapologetically blunt personalities
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |