Raise a laugh with the “In Alcohol’s Defense, I’m Perfectly Capable of Doing Dumb Stuff When I’m Sober” t-shirt — a witty and sarcastic tee that proves you don’t need a drink to make questionable choices. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor with a cheeky twist, this shirt is sure to get grins and nods wherever you wear it.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s great for everyday wear whether you’re out with friends, at a party, or just showing off your fun side. A hilarious gift for party lovers, jokers, or anyone who owns their silly moments.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, ideal for casual everyday wear
Funny conversation starter for social gatherings
Great gift for friends, siblings, or anyone who loves a good laugh
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
