Funny, honest, and hilariously relatable. The “I Always Regret Making a Good First Impression… Because There’s No Way I’m Keeping That Shit Up” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who knows their real personality eventually shows—and isn’t mad about it. It’s a laugh-out-loud way to embrace authenticity over effort.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, laid-back personalities, and anyone who’s done pretending, this tee turns self-awareness into a bold, relatable statement.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• Durable, high-quality print that stays bold wash after wash
• A fun and edgy gift for friends who keep it real from the second impression onward
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
