Selective Hearing, Upgraded
Our I’m Sorry I Couldn’t Hear You Over the Little Voice in My Head Screaming BORING T-shirt is made for the sarcastic souls who’d rather be anywhere else. With a sharp, witty punchline and bold print, this tee is perfect for casual hangouts, work-from-home days, or making your mood crystal clear without saying a word. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to turn heads — even if you’re not listening.
Soft, high-quality cotton blend
Unisex fit for everyday comfort
Ideal gift for humor lovers and sarcasm experts
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
