Show off your wild side with this sassy and hilarious tee! The “I’m Not the Sweet Girl Next Door, I’m the Crazy Heifer” shirt is perfect for anyone who embraces their fun-loving, unpredictable, and unapologetic personality. Whether you’re out with friends, running errands, or just relaxing, this shirt lets everyone know you’re anything but ordinary. Made from a soft cotton blend, it’s as comfortable as it is eye-catching.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A funny gift for friends, sisters, or anyone with a sassy streak
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or showing off your unique personality
Because why be the sweet girl next door when you can be the unforgettable crazy heifer?
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
