Our "I’m Not Short, I’m Just More Down to Earth Than Most People" T-shirt is a fun, lighthearted way to own your height with confidence and humor. It’s perfect for anyone who embraces their stature and knows that being closer to the ground just makes them extra special.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is ideal for everyday wear—whether you’re out with friends, lounging at home, or casually proving that the best things really do come in smaller sizes. With its relaxed unisex fit, it offers both style and comfort for any occasion.
• Premium cotton blend for lasting softness
• Unisex fit for comfortable, all-day wear
• Perfect gift for confident short kings and queens
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
