Our I'm Not Saying I Hate You But I Would Unplug Your Life Support to Charge My Phone T-shirt delivers a dark, tongue-in-cheek punchline for those with a wicked sense of humor. Made from soft, breathable fabric, this tee is perfect for casual outings, comedy nights, or anytime you want to show off your bold, unapologetic side.
Soft premium cotton blend for maximum comfort
Unisex fit for relaxed everyday style
Great gift for fans of savage humor and edgy jokes
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
