For everyone who’s ever tripped, stumbled, or dropped something in spectacular fashion—this shirt has your back (and maybe your bruised knees too). With the hilarious phrase “I’m Not Clumsy, The Floor Just Hates Me,” this tee is a badge of honor for the accident-prone who prefer to blame gravity and flooring instead of themselves.
Made with a comfy cotton blend, it’s perfect for lounging, running errands, or surviving another run-in with a rogue coffee table corner.
Soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear
Unisex fit for men and women
Funny gift for the clumsy friend in your life
Perfect conversation starter at parties, school, or the office
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
