Our I’m Not Always a Train Wreck… Just Kidding, Toot Toot T-shirt is a hilarious nod to embracing life’s chaos with a smile. Perfect for anyone who can laugh at themselves, this tee combines playful humor with everyday comfort. Soft, breathable, and attention-grabbing, it’s ideal for casual outings, lazy days, or gifting to the friend who’s gloriously unpredictable.
Premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for relaxed, versatile wear
Guaranteed laugh for anyone who reads it
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
