Funny, savage, and perfectly petty. The “I'm Gonna Start Telling Guys, ‘I Know A Spot,’ Then Drop Them Off At A Therapist.” T-shirt gives the classic pickup-line setup a hilarious twist. Instead of leading him somewhere romantic, the destination is therapy—because sometimes the biggest red flag needs professional attention.
Perfect for sarcastic women, dating-humor fans, independent personalities, and anyone who loves turning modern dating frustrations into clever jokes, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs and knowing reactions.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for girlfriends, besties, coworkers, or anyone with a savage sense of humor
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
