Funny, clever, and unapologetically relatable. The “The Human Body Is Roughly 60% Water I'm Not Fat I'm Flooded” T-shirt is for anyone who loves turning everyday facts into hilarious excuses. Why call it extra weight when you can simply blame the waterworks? This witty statement tee is guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods.
Perfect for funny personalities, sarcasm lovers, science humor fans, and anyone who appreciates a good body-positive joke, this tee turns a simple fact into a laugh-out-loud statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with casual outfits
• Funny, attention-grabbing print made to spark smiles and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone who loves clever and relatable humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
