Witty, bold, and unapologetically real. The “If You Think the Things I Say Out Loud Are Bad, You Should Hear the Things I Keep to Myself” t‑shirt is a playful declaration of attitude and unfiltered honesty. Perfect for anyone with a sharp tongue, a mischievous mind, and a knack for keeping thoughts just edgy enough.
Made for those who speak their truth (and sometimes their secrets), this tee pairs everyday comfort with personality—because life’s more fun when you let people imagine the worst.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all‑day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, playful sarcasm, or gifting to someone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |