Let your shirt do the warning with the “If You Could Read My Mind You Would Back Away Slowly and Run for Your Life” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor, this tee delivers attitude, mystery, and just the right amount of intimidation.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear while showing off your unapologetic personality.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for casual everyday outfits
A bold, witty design with a darkly funny twist
Great for humor lovers who enjoy a little edge
Makes a unique and hilarious gift for friends, siblings, or anyone with “don’t mess with me” energy
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
