If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt
If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt

If You Can't Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds You Better Flirt T-Shirt

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Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to turn heads—this tee is made for people who love humor with an edge. The “If You Can’t Dial 911 With Six Stab Wounds, You Better Flirt” shirt mixes sass and sarcasm in a way that’s sure to get laughs (and maybe a few double-takes). Perfect for casual wear, nights out, or anyone with a sharp sense of humor, it’s designed with a soft cotton blend for comfort you can count on.

Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday wear
Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
A hilarious gift for friends with a bold personality
Perfect for parties, casual hangouts, or sparking conversation

Because sometimes the best defense is a wicked sense of humor.

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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