For the outspoken, unapologetic, and always honest—this tee was made for you! The “If You Are Shocked By Anything I Say Then You Obviously” shirt is perfect for anyone who speaks their mind without sugarcoating. Equal parts funny and bold, it’s a great way to show off your personality while keeping things lighthearted. Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while letting your humor do the talking.
Soft, high-quality cotton blend for lasting comfort
Unisex fit that works for everyone
A funny gift for outspoken friends and family
Perfect for casual wear, social gatherings, or making a statement
Because if people are shocked—you’re just being your unapologetic self.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
