Bring the laughs with the “If I Got Kidnapped They’d Probably Give Me Back After 20 Minutes Because I’m Annoying” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone with a self-deprecating sense of humor, this tee is all about owning your quirks and turning them into comedy gold.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is hilarious—great for casual outings, hanging with friends, or just making people laugh everywhere you go.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday wear
A witty and relatable design for humor lovers
Great icebreaker and conversation starter
Fun gift idea for siblings, friends, or anyone who loves a good laugh
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
