Effortlessly unbothered and professionally detached — this “If I Cared Any Less, I’d Be In a Coma” hoodie is for the ones who have mastered the art of not stressing over nonsense. Calm, unbothered, and wildly uninterested in drama, this piece tells the world your give-a-damn meter is permanently on low battery.
Perfect for chill personalities, emotional minimalists, and anyone who’s simply over it before it even starts. Whether you’re avoiding chaos, conserving energy, or just prioritizing peace over people's problems, this hoodie says it for you — silently and spectacularly.
Soft, relaxed fabric for maximum comfort & minimum cares
Unisex fit for the effortlessly unbothered
A hilarious, relatable statement for the kings & queens of indifference
Great gift for the friend who could not possibly care less — and thrives that way
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
