If a Woman Says ‘Do What You Want’ Do Not Do What You Want T-Shirt

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A survival guide in one sentence. The “If a Woman Says ‘Do What You Want’ Do Not Do What You Want — Stand Still, Don’t Blink, Don’t Answer, Don’t Even Breathe, Just Play Dead” t-shirt is the ultimate warning label for relationships. Funny, sarcastic, and oh-so-true, it’s the perfect tee for anyone who’s learned the hard way.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear — whether you’re at home, out with friends, or just trying to survive couple life with a laugh.

Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, ideal for casual daily wear
Bold, witty design that always gets a laugh
Great gift for husbands, boyfriends, or anyone who knows the “do what you want” trap

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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