A survival guide in one sentence. The “If a Woman Says ‘Do What You Want’ Do Not Do What You Want — Stand Still, Don’t Blink, Don’t Answer, Don’t Even Breathe, Just Play Dead” t-shirt is the ultimate warning label for relationships. Funny, sarcastic, and oh-so-true, it’s the perfect tee for anyone who’s learned the hard way.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfy enough for everyday wear — whether you’re at home, out with friends, or just trying to survive couple life with a laugh.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, ideal for casual daily wear
Bold, witty design that always gets a laugh
Great gift for husbands, boyfriends, or anyone who knows the “do what you want” trap
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |