Our "I’d Start a Swear Jar But I Don’t Have That Kind of Income" T-shirt is a hilarious nod to anyone with a colorful vocabulary. Perfect for those who can’t quite get through the day without dropping a few choice words, this tee says what everyone’s thinking—with a lot less censoring.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for all-day comfort with a relaxed unisex fit. Whether you’re cracking jokes with friends, hanging out at home, or just letting people know you’re not about to clean up your language, this shirt delivers laughs every time. It also makes a great gift for anyone who embraces their unapologetically sarcastic side.
Premium cotton blend for softness and durability
Unisex fit for comfortable, everyday wear
A funny statement piece for sarcasm and humor lovers
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
