Why wait until someone gets offended when you can just get ahead of it? This sarcastic t-shirt says exactly what everyone’s thinking: “I Would Like To Apologize To Anyone Not Yet Offended.” Perfect for the unapologetically bold, brutally honest, and those who believe humor should come with a warning label.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt keeps you comfortable while delivering laughs (and maybe a few eye-rolls). Whether you wear it to work, a party, or just out running errands, it’s guaranteed to spark conversations and maybe ruffle a few feathers.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Classic unisex fit—perfect for men and women
Bold, sarcastic design for everyday wear
Ideal gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who loves dark humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
