So much for the early bird promise. This “I Woke Up Early This Morning, There Was No Worm” t-shirt is a hilarious take on the age-old saying that proves getting up early isn’t always worth it.
Funny, ironic, and oh-so-relatable, this tee is perfect for night owls, reluctant early risers, or anyone who’s ever questioned why they bothered setting that alarm. Whether you’re wearing it to work, lounging on the weekend, or just surviving mornings one coffee at a time, this shirt says it all.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women
Perfect for casual wear, lounging, or early morning sarcasm
A funny gift for coworkers, friends, or fellow sleep lovers
Witty, playful, and guaranteed to get knowing laughs
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
