Savage, sarcastic, and straight to the point—this tee is for anyone who refuses to lose sleep over silent treatments and petty drama. Featuring the bold phrase “I Will Paint Your House With A Q-Tip Before I Worry Why You're Not Speaking To Me,” it’s the ultimate clapback in wearable form.
Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt delivers comfort while your attitude does all the talking. Perfect for casual days, hangouts, or anytime you want to remind people that you’re just not the one to stress about their nonsense.
Premium cotton blend for everyday comfort
Classic unisex fit for men and women
Bold, sarcastic design guaranteed to turn heads
A hilarious gift for anyone with a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for drama
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
