Darkly humorous, brutally observant, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “I Watch People and Wonder How Some of Them Found Their Way Out of the Birth Canal” t-shirt is a sharp jab at everyday stupidity, made for those who notice everything and hold nothing back.
Perfect for people with a dry sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense, this tee delivers biting wit wrapped in casual comfort—because sometimes the thoughts in your head are just too funny not to wear.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual edge
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, dark humor lovers, or gifting to someone with savage observational skills
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |