I Watch People and Wonder How Some of Them Found Their Way Out of the Birth Canal T-Shirt

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Darkly humorous, brutally observant, and unapologetically sarcastic. The “I Watch People and Wonder How Some of Them Found Their Way Out of the Birth Canal” t-shirt is a sharp jab at everyday stupidity, made for those who notice everything and hold nothing back.

Perfect for people with a dry sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense, this tee delivers biting wit wrapped in casual comfort—because sometimes the thoughts in your head are just too funny not to wear.

• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual edge
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, dark humor lovers, or gifting to someone with savage observational skills

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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