We’ve all been there—conversation going one way, your brain going the other. This “I Wasn’t Listening So I Am Going to Nod, Smile, and Hope for the Best” t-shirt is the perfect mix of honesty and humor for those who’ve mastered the art of looking attentive.
Lighthearted, witty, and oh-so-relatable, this tee is great for work, school, or any situation where daydreaming takes over. Whether you’re zoning out in meetings, tuning out small talk, or just keeping the peace, this shirt speaks for you—literally.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—perfect for men and women
Great for casual wear, lounging, or surviving long conversations
A funny gift for coworkers, students, or professional daydreamers
Relatable, sarcastic, and guaranteed to spark laughs
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
