Witty, bold, and unapologetically honest. The “I Want a Restraining Order on Everyone Who Doesn’t Wear Deodorant” t‑shirt is a hilarious declaration of personal space and zero tolerance for stinky situations. Perfect for anyone who values hygiene, boundaries, and a sharp sense of humor.
Made for those who speak their mind and keep it fresh, this tee pairs everyday comfort with personality—because life’s better when you set the rules… and enforce them with style.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all‑day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, sarcastic humor, or gifting to someone with strong boundaries
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
