Some things in life are non-negotiable—and deodorant is at the top of the list. This hilarious tee says it all: “I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.” Equal parts sassy and brutally honest, it’s perfect for anyone who has zero tolerance for bad hygiene.
Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, this shirt keeps you cool and comfortable while delivering your message loud and clear. Wear it to work, school, the gym, or anywhere else you might run into someone who forgot the basics—it’s guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit that looks great on everyone
Bold, sarcastic design for everyday wear
A funny gift idea for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates good hygiene and good humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
