Sharp, witty, and straight to the point—just like the shirt itself. The “I’ve Met Some Pricks in My Time, But You, My Friend, Are A Fcking Cactus”* tee is made for people who appreciate edgy humor and aren’t afraid to say exactly what’s on their mind. Soft, comfortable, and a guaranteed conversation starter, this shirt is perfect for nights out, casual hangouts, or anytime you want to make your sarcasm crystal clear.
Premium cotton blend for a soft, breathable feel
Unisex fit designed for comfort and style
A hilarious gift for friends with a savage sense of humor
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or just making a statement
Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes)
Because sometimes, the truth is best delivered with a little prickly humor. 🌵
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |