Unbothered energy activated — and you’re wearing it proudly with this “I’ve Mastered the Art of Not Giving a Flying Fuck” t-shirt! Designed for people who prioritize peace, protect their vibe, and refuse to waste time on nonsense, this tee delivers attitude, humor, and pure don’t-care excellence all in one.
Soft, bold, and confidently chill, it’s perfect for everyday wear, errands, casual outings, or any moment when someone needs a gentle reminder that you simply don’t stress over things that don’t matter.
Premium cotton blend for maximum comfort
Unisex fit for legends who choose peace over chaos
A fun, relatable tee for professional mind-your-business experts
Makes an amazing gift for anyone who has leveled up to zero-fucks zen mode
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
