Unleash your dark sense of humor with the “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned” T-shirt! Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of sarcasm and subtle threat, this tee is equal parts savage and hilarious, proving that sometimes self-control is the real superpower.
Witty, edgy, and unapologetically honest — it’s ideal for those who like their humor like their seasoning: sharp and memorable.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless everyday wear
• Bold, darkly funny quote guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few raised eyebrows)
• Perfect for casual outings, parties, or gifting to the sassiest chef in your life
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
