I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt
I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt
I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt
I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt
I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt
I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt

I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control T-Shirt

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Darkly funny, sarcastic, and unapologetically honest. The “I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned, So Yes, I Do Have Self-Control” t-shirt is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to patience, restraint, and biting humor. It’s clearly a joke—but one that anyone who’s dealt with difficult people will deeply relate to.

Made for those who channel their frustration into humor (and great cooking), this tee pairs everyday comfort with sharp wit—because self-control is a skill worth bragging about.

• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, kitchen queens/kings, or gifting to someone with legendary patience and sarcasm

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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