This sarcastic tee is perfect for anyone whose sense of humor is just a little dark (but totally relatable). The bold phrase “I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned. So Yeah, I Have Self Control” says it all—equal parts funny, sassy, and brutally honest. Made with soft, breathable cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is witty. Great for everyday wear, casual outings, or as a hilarious gift for friends who appreciate humor with a bite.
Soft, durable cotton for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit for men and women
Eye-catching statement tee with dark humor
Perfect gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or chefs with attitude
Because sometimes laughter really is the best seasoning.
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
