Our "I’ve Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned… So Yeah, I Have Self-Control" T-shirt is dark humor at its finest. Perfect for foodies with a sarcastic streak, it’s a bold way to show off your sass, wit, and ironclad patience. After all, serving dinner instead of revenge takes real restraint.
Made from soft, breathable cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is as comfortable as it is hilarious. Wear it in the kitchen, at casual hangouts, or whenever you want to drop a hint that your cooking skills come with a side of attitude.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit for easy, everyday wear
A perfect gift for chefs, home cooks, and sarcasm lovers
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
