Funny, witty, and unapologetically relatable. The “I Urge You to Take Care of Yourself and Avoid Accidents—Because Spare Parts for Old Models Like Us Are No Longer in Stock” t-shirt delivers classic humor with a clever twist on aging. Perfect for anyone who embraces getting older with laughter and a sharp sense of humor.
Made for those who know that age comes with wisdom—and fewer replacement parts—this tee combines everyday comfort with a statement that gets laughs wherever you go.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a confident, casual vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, social outings, or gifting to someone who appreciates age-appropriate humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
