Bold, unapologetic, and perfectly chaotic — this “I Tried Being Calm Once, It Ended in Confusion and Regret” hoodie celebrates the kind of personality that can’t be tamed. It’s for the ones who embrace their energy fully, knowing that calm isn’t always possible — and that’s exactly how they like it.
Playful, fearless, and unmistakably memorable, it’s perfect for anyone whose presence turns heads, sparks reactions, and leaves a lasting impression.
• Soft, warm fleece that feels as lively and uncontainable as your spirit
• Relaxed unisex fit for effortless, everyday wear
• Ideal for workdays, off-days, or any moment when your energy steals the show
• A fun, expressive gift for anyone who thrives in chaos, authenticity, and unapologetic boldness
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
