Bring your humor to life with this sarcastic tee that says it all—“I Think I’m Emotionally Constipated Cause I Haven’t Given A Crap In Days.” Perfect for anyone who loves a little dark humor mixed with everyday attitude, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs and nods of agreement.
Made from a soft cotton blend, it’s lightweight, breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear—whether you’re lounging at home, running errands, or showing off your sense of humor in public. With its relaxed unisex fit, it works great for both men and women who appreciate witty, no-filter statements.
This tee also makes a hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who live for sarcasm and aren’t afraid to wear their mood out loud.
Soft, durable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women
Bold, funny statement that sparks laughs instantly
Perfect gag gift or self-expression piece
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
