Over-caffeinated, unapologetically dramatic, and perfectly chaotic — this “I Schedule Meltdowns Between Caffeine Refills and Questionable Life Choices” t-shirt is for the ones who thrive on coffee, chaos, and a little bit of self-inflicted drama. Perfect for ambitious hot messes, multitasking legends, and anyone who turns life’s chaos into a full-time performance.
Whether you’re juggling deadlines, overthinking decisions, or just laughing at your own beautiful mess, this tee celebrates your energetic, unpredictable, and caffeinated existence.
Soft, premium cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit for coffee lovers, chaos managers, and drama enthusiasts
A witty, relatable tee for anyone who survives on caffeine and questionable choices
Perfect gift for friends who laugh at their own chaos and embrace every meltdown
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
