Chaotic, charming, and unapologetically real — this “I Put the ‘Pro’ in Procrastination and the ‘Hot’ in Hot Mess” hoodie is made for those who embrace their perfectly imperfect energy. You live life on your own timeline, balance mischief with style, and somehow make procrastination look like an art form.
Fun, witty, and effortlessly relatable, this cozy hoodie says “I march to my own beat” — and also “messy? Maybe. Memorable? Always.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that matches your chaotic charisma
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for lounging, running late, or charming the world in disarray
• Ideal for school, work, errands, or any moment when your personality steals the show
• A hilarious, expressive gift for anyone who thrives as a lovable hot mess with a hint of procrastination
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
