I Only Want One Thing From Fake People DISTANCE T-Shirt

Bold, straightforward, and hilariously blunt. The “I Only Want One Thing From Fake People — DISTANCE” T-shirt is for anyone who values authenticity and isn’t afraid to set boundaries.

Perfect for humor lovers, independent spirits, and anyone with zero tolerance for nonsense, this tee turns honesty into a laugh-out-loud (and perfectly clear) statement. Because some people are best kept far away.

• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• Durable, high-quality print that keeps the message sharp
• Ideal for casual outings, friend hangouts, or showing off your perfectly unapologetic vibe