Bold, hilarious, and delightfully savage, the “I Never Wish Harm Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me… I Wish for Sudden Explosive Diarrhea While Stuck in Traffic with Frequent Sneezes” T-shirt is perfect for those who enjoy a darkly funny twist on karma. It’s a cheeky way to say, “I forgive—but I also hope life gives you a little chaos.”
Made for fearless humorists who appreciate clever, over-the-top sarcasm, this tee blends comfort with a statement that’s guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe some shocked faces).
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a playful, confident vibe
• High-quality print designed to last
• Ideal for casual wear, parties, or gifting to someone with a wicked sense of humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
