Funny, bold, and unapologetically savage. The “I NEVER WISH DEATH UPON ANYONE WHO WRONGS ME, I WISH SUDDEN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WHILE STUCK IN TRAFFIC WITH FREQUENT SNEEZES” t‑shirt is a hilariously twisted way to dish out revenge without crossing the line. It blends dark humor with outrageous imagination, making it perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humor and zero patience for nonsense.
Made for people who appreciate sarcasm, honesty, and standout style, this tee pairs comfort with a statement that’s sure to get laughs, raised eyebrows, and maybe even a few “same energy” nods. Because sometimes, petty can be hilarious.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, parties, or gifting to someone who loves twisted humor
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
