Darkly funny, petty in the best way, and wildly relatable. The “I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me — I Wish Sudden Explosive Diarrhea While Stuck in Traffic With Frequent Sneezes” t-shirt delivers savage humor with a creative twist. It’s the ultimate expression of sarcastic revenge—harmless, hilarious, and painfully specific.
Made for those who prefer karma with a sense of humor, this tee pairs everyday comfort with unapologetic wit—because sometimes the curse fits the crime.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a bold, confident feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Perfect for casual wear, humor lovers, or gifting to someone fluent in petty sarcasm
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
