Serve calm on the outside and fashion-judge realness on the inside with this “I May Look Calm, But Internally I’m Judging Everyone’s Outfit” t-shirt! Perfect for quiet observers, style snipers, and anyone whose face stays neutral while their inner fashion critic goes wild, this tee brings humor and personality to every closet.
Soft, chic, and full of attitude, it’s ideal for casual days, shopping trips, brunch dates, or anytime you’re silently rating everyone’s wardrobe decisions like it's Fashion Week.
Premium cotton blend for comfy, everyday wear
Unisex fit for stylish, opinionated humans
A funny, relatable tee for fashion lovers with a sharp eye
Makes a great gift for friends who judge outfits… politely, of course
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
