Funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. The “I May Look Calm, But In My Head I’ve Punched You in the Face 3 Times” t‑shirt is perfect for anyone who keeps their cool on the outside while their inner thoughts are anything but peaceful. It’s a playful way to express everyday frustration with humor instead of words.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, people with strong patience (most days), and anyone who enjoys dry, no‑filter humor.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit for effortless casual wear
• High-quality print built to last
• Perfect for casual outings, work-from-home days, or gifting to someone who silently relates
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
