Stay cool on the outside and savage on the inside with the “I May Look Calm But In My Head I’ve Punched You In The Face 3 Times” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone who smiles through the chaos while their inner monologue does the heavy lifting, this tee mixes dry humor with a cheeky warning.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear—whether you’re keeping your cool in public or letting your thoughts do the talking. A hilarious staple for those with a sharp sense of humor and zero filter.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for everyday casual wear
A witty, slightly savage design that gets laughs (and knowing nods)
Perfect gift for friends, siblings, or anyone with a mischievous inner monologue
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
