Our "I Make Bad Decisions When I’m Drunk, But the Sober Ones Haven’t Been Great Either" T-shirt serves up humor with a splash of honesty. Perfect for anyone who owns their questionable choices—no matter the situation—it’s a tee that guarantees laughs and knowing nods.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it delivers all-day comfort with a relaxed unisex fit. Whether you’re at a party, out with friends, or just embracing your perfectly imperfect self, this shirt says it all without apology.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit for everyday style
Great gift for party lovers and humor enthusiasts
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
