Funny, bold, and unapologetically sassy. The “I’m Up, But If You Want Bright Eyes and a Bushy Tail, Go Find a Squirrel” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s awake—but not necessarily ready to socialize. It’s a clever, humorous way to set boundaries while keeping your attitude on full display.
Ideal for sarcasm lovers, introverts, and anyone who thrives on humor and honesty, this tee pairs everyday comfort with a statement that’s impossible to ignore.
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with an effortless, casual vibe
• High-quality print built to last
• Perfect for lounging, casual wear, or gifting someone with a sassy streak
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
