Calm, selective, and done wasting energy — this “I’m Not Unfriendly, I Just Stopped Entertaining Conversations That Lead Absolutely Nowhere” hoodie is made for the ones who value their time, peace, and intellect too much to feed empty dialogue. You’re not cold — you’re simply intentional with where your energy goes.
Witty, grounded, and quietly powerful, this cozy hoodie says “I choose depth” — and also “I don’t do pointless chatter.”
• Ultra-soft, midweight fleece for comfort that matches your calm clarity
• Relaxed unisex fit — perfect for peaceful days, focused moments, and selective socializing
• Ideal for everyday wear, boundary-setting seasons, or conversations worth having
• A thoughtful, empowering gift for anyone who prefers meaningful connections over mindless noise
| LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
