Calculated, bold, and effortlessly unpredictable — this “I’m Not Spontaneous, I’m Pre-Scheduled Unpredictable With Style” t-shirt is for the ones who plan their chaos like a masterclass in fabulousness. Perfect for people who thrive on organized mischief, controlled drama, and looking amazing while doing it.
Whether you’re dropping surprises, executing perfectly timed antics, or simply turning every moment into a stylish spectacle, this tee celebrates your unique mix of precision and flair.
Soft, premium cotton blend for comfortable confidence
Unisex fit for planners, vibe-setters, and chaos artists alike
A witty, empowering tee for anyone who makes unpredictability an art form
Great gift for friends who schedule their fun, plot their mischief, and sparkle through it all
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
